That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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