he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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