Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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