brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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