two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
time to smoke my breakfast
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
false alarm, still single
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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