Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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