I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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