ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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