Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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