Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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