We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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