i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You can't just leave with hair like that
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
