I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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