Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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