Dual....:-)
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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