what if I'm pregnant?
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our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Your cock deserves a montage
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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