If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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