remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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