He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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