piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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