hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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