i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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