I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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