love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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