We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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