I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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