Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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