I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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