Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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