Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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