hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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