i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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