he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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