Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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