I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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