so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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