Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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