Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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