Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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