I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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