dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
we're so committed to being not committed
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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