He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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