Just fell off a train. Bad.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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