i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Randomize
