i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Randomize