hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
These tits shall not be calmed
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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