Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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