His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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