worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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