Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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