We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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