a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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