are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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