She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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