Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
And the cops told us we were all naked.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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