im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
