physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
